Ok so last weekend, I went to Eeyore’s Birthday. It’s a celebration my city throws every year. It’s supposed to be a family-friendly event, but it ends up drawing in a lot of hippies. Everyone I’ve talked to hyped it up as being really weird, but I was actually disappointed by its lack of weirdness when I attended. It was just another day in the city for me.
I think this means I’ve gotten used to this city and its weirdness.
Anyway, I walked by a jewelry booth and started talking to the owner. ”Do you go to school here?” she asked. I said no and then did not elaborate, because sometimes I get weird with strangers and don’t feel like talking about myself much.
She said, “Do you not go to school or are just too old?” I said, “I’m too old.” ”Wow, you look so young,” she said. “I thought you were in school.”
YAY!
But then when I was buying wine at HEB yesterday, I DID NOT EVEN GET CARDED.
As in, THE CASHIER JUST SCANNED THE WINE AND DIDN’T ASK ME FOR MY ID.
I guess because I look older than 21.
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO.
Sometimes, I don’t get carded either. BUT today, someone who went to my school back in middle school recognized me because I look the exact same way I did back then, apparently.
It’s very confusing.
PS: I think the weirdos are finding your blog because of your tags.
It is confusing. I guess the universe likes keeping us on our toes.
LOL! Probably! I’m proud of the fact that since I captioned a picture “KATY PERRY BOOBS BOOBS BOOBS” as a joke, people are actually finding my blog by typing in “Katy Perry Boobs.”