Me: That dude looks like a young Dave Grohl.
Pat: Yeah, like ’99 Dave Grohl.
Tap: (sarcastically) I don’t know guys, more ’97.
Pat: No, ’97 Dave had a goatee.
Tap: Fuck you guys.
Tap Obviously Hasn’t Seen the Documentary
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Don't Call Me Cute
A Collection of My Misadventures
